January 2011
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I miss keening up to stupid shit before town
me and Rachel used to listen to awful shit during predrinks, mainly Nickleback or INME hahahha
It’s all way mainstream these days.
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I am always the grenade
“I don’t want to go out because I haven’t slept properly for weeks, my throat hurts and I don’t wanna fuck my immune system, I have no money whatsoever and I just generally don’t want to”
Back home response: “you’re crap, see you later”
On campus response: “COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME OUT COOOOOOOME OUUUT, WHY ARE YOU SO BORING, DON’T BE A...
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When the Simpsons did The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe...
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - nevermore.
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I get so freaked out by yoghurt
I don’t even know why I bought it, but I’m hungry as fuck so I’m just eating the chocolate raisins in the little corner bit and throwing them away.
Yoghurt why are you so scary? :(
I might be going on a date this week. Maybe.
I like dates. I haven’t been on a date for a like a year.
Fuckin’ a.
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oh impossibly adorable man please stop distracting me from this never ending essay.
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My mum just tried to show me something written on...
then spent 10 minutes getting confused why I couldn’t see what she was trying to show me.
Solid proof that common sense (or lack thereof) is hereditary.
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I, for one, was never indoctrinated, and nevertheless I’m angry. I’m angry that...
– Pigliucci calls out atheists again « Why Evolution Is True (via alisdee)
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My heart has been crazy as fuck recently.
I’m probably on the verge of some kind of cardiac breakdown.
Slut-bashing is a cheap and easy way to feel powerful. If you feel insecure or...
– Leora Tanenbaum: Slut! Growing Up Female with a Bad Reputation (via dr-clear-heels)
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I like liking my own statuses.
If I could like my own posts on here then I would.
simonefiasco:
some of the many benefits of orgasms are that they:
relieve tension
can help you sleep better
calm your cravings for junk food
burn calories
can help alleviate pain
help reduce the risk of prostate cancer (guys)
boost your immune system
reduce the symptoms of depression
go get yourself an orgasm.
Going on the list of ten thousand gazillion reasons why I can’t...
derp.
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I was not a happy bunny last night...
to be honest, I am still not a happy bunny >:l
Look at me falling all over the internet in the middle of the night… pahaha.
yourlittlesuburbiaisinruins-dea asked: I'm guessing you've finished exams now... Tooters tomorrow man?
Get on it. X
Get on it. X