December 2011
Watchanticapitalist:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
totally doesn’t fit with my blog at all, but yes.
She has such a lovely voiceeee arrrghhhhhhh! two perfect people.
Why isn't love of my life Noel Fielding in Big Fat...
I’d just stop watching cause most of them are crap and not funny but goddamn just look at the new fur on the face of the lovely David Mitchell. Also Eddie Izzard is awesome. Also Jimmy Carr’s laugh is fucking hilarious.
Why can't I breathe without stabbing painnnnnnn...
Blarrghghghghgh too lazy to go to the docs… this has been going on for like a year but in the last few weeks it’s happening like every few hours.
It’s probably fairly serious.
GOD DAMN WHY IS LIFE HAPPENING.
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Release the kraken.
Release the kraken.
The term 'foiled again' will always be funny...
Don’t know where I’m going with this.
Finding 'the art of sexual ecstasy' has turned out...
apparent you need another human being who doesn’t think you’re a minging lunatic to make this work.
Foiled again.
Just found a book called the 'art of sexual...
Not sure if extremely awkward because ew or awesome because now I can have the good sex?
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Sometimes to pass the time at work I narrate...
Sometimes I do it in the dramatic reading of a break up letter voice.
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People who write off experiences they've never...
or even have opinions on them, like, clearly if it’s something dangerous or unfair or something like do whatever the fuck you want. But there are some things that people get all het up about like things they know nothing about are crazy and disgusting and insane and it’s just like, would you really have all these opinions if society hadn’t told you to have them?
I am just...
Considering transferring universities for my last...
but I’m not sure if it’s worth it cause I’ve got the nicest job at the moment and at least if I’m miserable I wont be out spending all my money. Buuuuuut I’ve only been home for three days and more people have spoken to me and been all groovy about hanging out (even if I don’t have any time to actually do any of the stuff) than have done in the last four months...
A few days ago my mum was like "oh, I'm...
and I was like “that’s fine” because I do really feel sometimes it’s important for my sister to feel the most special ‘cause she has a really hard time with some family stuff that I’m not going to post on the internet.
Except, here’s the thing, I’m not ungrateful for what I got, a board game and a mixing bowl is totally awesome… but she got a...
I like being alone.
dinosaursarecomingback:
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t...
oh god the excitement.
thepurplepervert asked: Trannies make the world go around!
“‘And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh...”
– Lewis Carroll
Things I learn from celebrity episodes of Who...
Celebrities are morons.
Why do we look up to them.
Bye blog.
There are literally no words to describe how much I hate myself. I can’t be bothered to be me any more.
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infinite-depth asked: Sure, it'd be great to be Olivia Wilde. But you're rather beautiful, don't forget that. :) Have a nice Wednesday x
Anonymous asked: Hello. If it's not too personal, would you mind telling us if you have ever fallen in love with a girl or believe that you ever would fall in love with one? You have an interesting blog, by the way.
thats-a-spicy-meatball asked: you in that last picture :') everyone else looks so happy and you look like you just dont give one fuck, also that is what I wear all the time too hoodies and sunglasses. This has been a pointless ask
Anonymous asked: in that 'flatmate love' pic. you're the farthest on the right? in the sunglasses? why didn't you tell us you were so cute?
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“talking about virginity is so annoying to me, and here’s why- firstly it’s used...”
– mutualaddiction responding to an ask saying she was hot because she was a virgin (via babrahamlincoln) (via thepetroguy)