JACOB.
I just laughed my butt off at your answering machiney message.
But I can’t answer the phone, mostly because I am currently an insane tipsy person, but also because the lovely gal who lives in the room above me has a driving lesson ridiculously early in the morn which she has been extremely serious about all day.
Don’t be dissappointed in me :’( I will contemplate this duck/hippo dna conundrum thoroughly and hope you can fit me in for an interview at some point in the future.
I also promise to plant an acorn tree, eat a nut and travel to Cardiff.
You are crazy.





